So Adriel was working in Frankfort, Kentucky doing human resources and budget control work for the crazily led non-profit. One fascinating character I got to know was a young fellow, Randy, who worked in the home energy conservation project. Randy was married to a highly paid medical professional who worked, I think, for the Veteran’s hospital. Her salary kept their little family quite well, but Randy’s work history was a little less than stellar. She was sort of a back-to-the-lander and healthy living enthusiast. The couple had no children, but for pets they kept a couple of farm dogs and an old pony. And Wilbur, the pig.
Randy liked to come in to work early, as did I, and he would come to my office to whine a bit and share his troubles. One day he did not report to work. No calls or messages came for a couple of days and then he appeared in the early morning looking a little worn. He had been tossed from home and had found a place sleeping in the barn on a nearby horse farm. The farmer had provided him with shelter in return for some work with the horses. Randy had something of a horsey odor about him. He said the worst of it was the fleas, but other than that he claimed his life was now better and he was content.
“She is such a hippie,” he complained. “I was cooking up supper when she came in and I told her we would have a nice pork meal for a change.”
“Oh my God, it’s Wilbur, she shouts and boots my ass out the door!” I asked if there was any chance for an apology and a reconciliation. He said no. “A man can only eat so much goddam granola.”
I always liked Randy and he was very smart about energy conservation and the environment. A little while after his home expulsion he stopped coming to work. I kind of miss him and I hope he found some more suitable accommodations. Perhaps he took my suggestion and went back in repentance. But maybe not. He sure couldn’t bring Wilbur back.